mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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lettheledout:

georgedickham:

have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up

i wish i could say no…..but yes. 

(Source: oldwomanjosie)

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

furything:

beetles

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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importantbirds:

becausebirds:

courteousaviarist:

perfect place to store your bird

EMERGENCY BIRD —Directions: Push from bottom of tube.

o happy a become the birb use in case of need a birbs!  Hello hello hellos!

ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

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autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

(Source: marxvx)

dampho:

This is from JonTron’s Birdemic review.
It was so goddamn cute i just had to draw it out.